One lovely morning, a chubby marmalade cat went down the street to buy the underwear. After hours and hours, with tons of trademarks, he couldn't find the right size for his stunning lady. Suddenly, a girl came
- Can I help you, guy?
"omg, what a sexy girl" - the cat thought
-Well, it's just choosing a gift for my sweetheart - he trembled.
- What's type she is?
- Just like.. you
They're both choosing a underwear that they can wear together, but poor kitty finds everything constricting. So eventually they picked up an underwear that has 2 sides, so that they can wear it together at the same time, so that they'll feel more comfortable when they 'proceed to the final stage'
Whilst they are ambling down the beach with the tight underwear, the girl's instinct detects a sturdy guy in his sexy short.
- How much are they?
- only 100 Iraqi Golden Dynas
- How much is it... in equivalent VNDs?" - the stud tomcat stuttered
- Oh.. the currency is now 1 VND = 100 IGDyna
- So sophisticated" - And the cat went out the store
The girl seemed to be very testy with that ungallant manner, and she decided to show her & his undies brands so that the other s-o-b cat see what they are made of. A pretty dog was ... walking down the street, and attracted by that lovely underwear. The dog could not control himself, and he did what a real terrorist should do. While he was loading the gun, a policeman came, But the police man would never believe what he saw: the dog pointed the gun to his head and .. "bang" . Consequently, the promiscuous cat was taken to custody and suspected of 'sexual manslaughter'. The cat was on the way coming home . .
-The end -
When reviewing, it's really a ridiculous short story >"<. How "talented" these writers were !