dragon_knight
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THE FUNNY SIDE OF
ENGLISH
ABC LANGUAGE
In ABC language, letters of alphabet and numbers substitute for the words they sound like. For example, “I 8 A P” stands for “I ate a pea”.
Now try this:
Medora: “AB, F U NE X?”.
Jeremy: “S, V F X”.
Medora: “F U NE M?”.
Jeremy: “S, VFM”.
Medora: “OK, LFMNX”.
Could you understand the talk between Medora and Jeremy? I think the answer is “No”. Here is its translation:
Medora: “Abey, have you any eggs?”.
Jeremy: “Yes, we have eggs.”.
Medora: “Have you any ham?”.
Jeremy: “Yes, we have ham.”
Medora: “OK, I’ll have ham and eggs.”.
OICURMT = Oh I see you are empty.
OU QT. URABUT = Oh, you cutie. You are a beauty.
C, DNSX! S, IC, DNSSX = See, the hen has eggs! Yes, the hen has five eggs.
TO MLE
O, MLE, WHAT XTC.
I MN8 when I see you.
I used to rave of LN’s I’s.
4LC I gave countless sighs.
4KT, and for LNR I was a keen competitor.
But each now’s a non NTT.
4UXL them all UC.
TO EMILY
Oh, Emily, what an ecstasy.
I emanate when I see you.
I used to rave for Ellen’s eyes.
For Elsie, I gave countless sighs.
For Katie, I was a keen competitor.
But each now’s a non-entity.
For your excel them all you see.
ABC words IOU (I owe you) has made it into the dictionary. A remarkable ABC line that I have seen is AB C D EFG, which contains the seven letters in alphabetical order. It is translated as “Abie, see the effigy”.
Here is a list of words in the ABC language:
AT eighty LEG elegy
AV8R aviator LEV8 alleviate
B4 before Mn8 emanate
B10 beaten MT empty
C’s seize NE any
CD seedy NME enemy
DK decay NRG energy
DV8 deviate NTT entity
E’s ease NV envy
EL eel OP8 opiate
E10 eaten PQ pique
EZ ease PU pew
FX effects QT cutie
IC icy RT arty
IOA Iowa IW I double you
IV ivy K9 canine
Compiled by -Tom. C Varghese
IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY
Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that the reductantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost froze. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But the manure warmed him and defrosted the wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sound.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who infuriats you, is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of a problem is not necessarily your friend.
ENGLISH
ABC LANGUAGE
In ABC language, letters of alphabet and numbers substitute for the words they sound like. For example, “I 8 A P” stands for “I ate a pea”.
Now try this:
Medora: “AB, F U NE X?”.
Jeremy: “S, V F X”.
Medora: “F U NE M?”.
Jeremy: “S, VFM”.
Medora: “OK, LFMNX”.
Could you understand the talk between Medora and Jeremy? I think the answer is “No”. Here is its translation:
Medora: “Abey, have you any eggs?”.
Jeremy: “Yes, we have eggs.”.
Medora: “Have you any ham?”.
Jeremy: “Yes, we have ham.”
Medora: “OK, I’ll have ham and eggs.”.
OICURMT = Oh I see you are empty.
OU QT. URABUT = Oh, you cutie. You are a beauty.
C, DNSX! S, IC, DNSSX = See, the hen has eggs! Yes, the hen has five eggs.
TO MLE
O, MLE, WHAT XTC.
I MN8 when I see you.
I used to rave of LN’s I’s.
4LC I gave countless sighs.
4KT, and for LNR I was a keen competitor.
But each now’s a non NTT.
4UXL them all UC.
TO EMILY
Oh, Emily, what an ecstasy.
I emanate when I see you.
I used to rave for Ellen’s eyes.
For Elsie, I gave countless sighs.
For Katie, I was a keen competitor.
But each now’s a non-entity.
For your excel them all you see.
ABC words IOU (I owe you) has made it into the dictionary. A remarkable ABC line that I have seen is AB C D EFG, which contains the seven letters in alphabetical order. It is translated as “Abie, see the effigy”.
Here is a list of words in the ABC language:
AT eighty LEG elegy
AV8R aviator LEV8 alleviate
B4 before Mn8 emanate
B10 beaten MT empty
C’s seize NE any
CD seedy NME enemy
DK decay NRG energy
DV8 deviate NTT entity
E’s ease NV envy
EL eel OP8 opiate
E10 eaten PQ pique
EZ ease PU pew
FX effects QT cutie
IC icy RT arty
IOA Iowa IW I double you
IV ivy K9 canine
Compiled by -Tom. C Varghese
IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY
Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that the reductantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost froze. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But the manure warmed him and defrosted the wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sound.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who infuriats you, is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of a problem is not necessarily your friend.
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