^^

[imagineT_T]

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you,
I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you,
because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night,
and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly,
without any reservations,
you laid on my naked body...
you sensed my indifference,
so you started to bite my body without any guilt or
humiliation, and you drove
me crazy while you sucked me dry.
Finally I went to sleep.
Today when I woke up,
you were gone,
I searched for you but to no avail,
only the sheets bore witness to last nights events.
My body still shows your marks,
making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you....
you damn mosquito!!!!
^^

[ark]

Có theo bài hát nào ko đây :-)

Có con muỗi mà thù dai thế =))

[imdabomb]

:))=))=))=))
tưởng ai đang nói về mình!!!

[red_heat]

Ặc ặc thế mà mình cứ tưởng... :q: =))

[KaIgEnN]

=)) =)) =)) =))

Is that the real purpose of "sex", you want them just to.. kill them :-B :-B

[dinosaur lover]

Đầy cmar hứng...khi nói về con muỗi =)) =)) thế này thì, hằng đêm mất bao nhiêu klit' máu để tận hưởng rồi ? :-B :-)

[sakura_chan]

Chết cười =))

[chocomog_257]

Ối giời ơi, đọc gần hết bài đến câu cuối thấy chữ "...damn mosquito" thì kô nhịn cười đc nữa roài. Hóa ra 1 con muỗi cũng biết làm trò gì đó với người đấy =))

[prettyindianboy]

Đúng là giống kiểu :" Hôm qua anh ở đâu
Để em chờ rất lâu
Đúng là đồ con trâu "
hay " Người ra đi nửa hồn tôi mất =((
Một nửa hồn kia ... =(( đứng chửi thề !"""

[hot_cat]

In 2001 when I was studying in Chu Van An high school , very few people were coming to eat at the small restaurant ( quán cá hồ Tây ;) ) near our school and its owner did not know what to do. The food in his restaurant was cheap and good , but nobody seemed to want to eat there.
Then he did some thing that changed all that in a few week :-? : his restaurant was always full of boys and their girl friends.
Whenever a boy came in with a girl , a smiling waiter gave each of them a beautiful menu. The menus looked exactly the same on their outside , but there was an important different inside : the menu that waiter gave to the boy gave the correct price for each dish and each bottle of juice, while the menu that she gave to the girl gave a much higher price ! :>
So when the boy camly ordered dish after dish for dish and juice for juice , the girl thougth he was much more generous :>> than he really was ;-) :P

[baby love]

Pó tay toàn tập
Muỗi mà cũng bít làm trò

[nhgiang]

In 2001 when I was studying in Chu Van An high school , very few people were coming to eat at the small restaurant ( quán cá hồ Tây ;) ) near our school and its owner did not know what to do. The food in his restaurant was cheap and good , but nobody seemed to want to eat there.
Then he did some thing that changed all that in a few week :-? : his restaurant was always full of boys and their girl friends.
Whenever a boy came in with a girl , a smiling waiter gave each of them a beautiful menu. The menus looked exactly the same on their outside , but there was an important different inside : the menu that waiter gave to the boy gave the correct price for each dish and each bottle of juice, while the menu that she gave to the girl gave a much higher price ! :>
So when the boy camly ordered dish after dish for dish and juice for juice , the girl thougth he was much more generous :>> than he really was ;-) :P

Hay quá. Đúng là có tài bussiness .

Nhưng anh ơi , cái quán đấy nó nằm ở đâu ạ :-/ Hôm nào dẫn người iu ra đấy thử xem :>>

[babygirl]

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread

Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

[nhgiang]

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread

Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

Ôi trời ơi là trời =))=))=))=))=))=))

Bài ""VẮT SỮA BÒ " này còn funny gấp vạn lần bài con muỗi ! :-0 :-) :-):-):-):-)

[sakura_chan]

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread

Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!


=)) không những funny gấp vạn lần bài con muỗi mà còn sexy + thô gấp vạn lần nữa :">